When Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Houses

house crashThere he was, minding his own business, driving down the road, when the house hit him.

Wait, what?

Oh, OK. He hit the house. Probably wasn’t on the road then, eh?

At 10:25 p.m. Saturday, police received a 911 call for a report of a “loud bang” on the lawn of 220 New Road, according to a statement released by the Newmarket Police Department. When officers arrived, police observed a single vehicle had left the roadway and crashed into a home at 220 New Road.
The only occupant of the vehicle, William Morley, 30, of 28 Cedar St., Newmarket, was rushed to Portsmouth Regional Hospital, and was pronounced deceased at the hospital at 11:30 p.m.

via Newmarket man dies after crashing car into house – News – seacoastonline.com – Portsmouth, NH.

The sad thing is, even if you are such a failure as a driver (or such a prodigious consumer of Judgment Juice) that you go swanning about slamming into parked homes, you still are an odds-on favorite to live if you just wear your jeezly seat belt.

To die in a crash like this requires either bad luck in the Book of Job range, or broad-based and multidisciplinary recklessness. Or — a remote possibility with a 30-year-old, but a possibility nonetheless — he could have been suddenly incapacitated at the wheel by a medical issue such as a heart attack.

4 thoughts on “When Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Houses

    1. Hognose Post author

      Working it. It seems to be coming from the ITAR nazis at State.

      Use hognose at network impossible dot com but it’s usually just faster to throw something in here.

  1. Joe

    I remember the wall that had sat there quietly for 150 years till it jumped out behind the van I was reversing. With no Judgement Juice involved.

    Tricky things houses!

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