Where Do TSA Mongs Come From?

Well, we know the figurative answers. The bottom of the barrel. The far-left tail of the bell curve. The short school bus. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, as the King of Siam might say. After all, no one good, decent, honest, competent, moral or ethical has ever been employed by TSA in any capacity whatsoever. But where do they really come from?

This is no $#!+: Pizza Boxes.

TSA-PizzaAll the pizza you can eat. Not to mention all the people of the opposite sex that you can grope. (Or the same sex; nobody ever said TSA was judgmental, after all).

Yeah, we’ve been critical of the TSA before. We’ve been known to tell you guys that no one good, decent, honest, competent, moral or ethical has ever been employed by TSA in any capacity whatsoever. But it’s TSA itself that knocks itself out proving this.

Every once in a while someone comes up in the comments with a reference to the Air Marshals (you mean the guys that did this? No one good, decent, etc.) or the exception-proves-the-rule, “My cousin/girlfriend/Downs-syndrome kid works at TSA and he or she is not like all the others.”

Pizza boxes, people. They’re recruited by pizza boxes.

Hat tip, the incomparable Ken @ Popehat (does that make this a popehattip?)

5 thoughts on “Where Do TSA Mongs Come From?

  1. S

    Stupid bird indeed. I suspect, if WM were so inclined, he has the means and contacts to easily track down our feathery friend and thank him suitably for all the attention. (Visions of a slightly malnourished man in a grubby loincloth, chained to a rake, Sisyphusing the world’s largest pile of leaves from one side of a yard to the other).

  2. S

    p.s. Joined part-time by certain WordPress developers with curious notions of how to keep post comments chronologically sorted. No talking, gentlemen, and don’t lose any of those leaves; you probably didn’t enjoy numbering them, and the missing ones are docked from your gruel allowance.

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