Oh, no, Bubba got hold of the SKS!

In the Continuing Adventures of Bubba the Gunsmith™, we’ve seen him savage Glocks (and more Glocks), Lugers (and more Lugers, en français aussi) and mangle 1911s and more 1911s. In long guns, he’s had his way with more ARs than we could count, like this one and this one (something about the modularity of the AR system is irresistible to slow minds and fat fingers), and solved the notorious “tight chamber” er, “problem,” of a National Match M1A barrel. Most recently, we saw his Century Arms International iteration hacking AKs with a Foredom tool.

With the entertaining website BubbaGun.com apparently paws up, we stand alone between the pipe wrenches and rattle cans on one flank, and the pool of remaining decent firearms on the other. And we seem to be constantly retreating. Take this SKS, for example.

Bubbas SKS overview

And take it, the Lewiston, Idaho dealer would like you to: he has it on GunBroker for $149 (+$37 shipping to your FFL). It’s an ordinary preban-import Chinese military SKS, the sort that sells in decent condition for $250 right now. Now, SKSes are great guns; they’re a blast to shoot, reliable as a shovel and forgiving of abuse, have an interesting military history (it was the main arm of many NVA units, and a sought after Vietnam souvenir). It fires common and inexpensive ammo, is small and handy, and looks like a real military weapon, if a dated one. It’s a great gateway drug to the world of military collecting, and you could always hunt with it (although many jurisdictions frown on 10-round magazines in the woods in deer season, and Elmer Fudd is not going to like seeing a bayonet).

But this one has lost its value, and its looks; Bubba has been at it with the usual tools of his trade. First, the rattle-can refinish job:

Bubbas SKS bad rattle can job

That’s not some crummy polymer stock; that’s the original Chinese hardwood. (It might even be laminate under there, but odds are it isn’t). But Bubba didn’t stop with spraying the stock. In Bubba’s trailer, if a little Krylon is good, the whole can is better. That’s why it has all the wrinkles: right on the can, it says something like, “apply in thin coats,” but that would require you to read the can. Or at least, to read. 

And we’re talking about Bubba here. So he not only went rattle-can, he chose from Bubba The Gunsmith™’s three-tone color pallette: Flat Black? Semi-Gloss Black? Nope, he went with the ever-so-tactical Feces Brown. Because, he’ll tell you, black is a color that does not occur much in nature, unlike feces. Er, we mean, brown.

He also sprayed, as you can see, the fittings and fixtures, like the sling swivel. And the sling. And, if you look, the receiver.

Let’s have a look at that receiver. Left side? Ow:

Bubbas SKS

It looks like sometime before or maybe even after the Krylon “refinish,” he took to the receiver with a stone. No, not the sort of stone we use on triggers, gentlemen: the sort of stone he finds between the cleats of the mismatched knobbies on his F-150. This is particularly sad if you’ve ever had the chance to handle one of these in new condition; the Chinese manufacturers put a pretty decent polish and blue on their firearms before sending them out to do their International Socialist Duty in the hands of some 17-year-old PAVN draftee.

Even the PAVN draftees, hiding in stinking bomb craters on the Ho Chi Minh trail, treated their rifles better than this poor thing. Well, maybe the right side of the receiver isn’t so bad?

Bubbas SKS sanding marks

Not really. There are gouge marks here, too.

Here’s what we suspect happened: after taking it out of the stock and nailing both assemblies with 1/8″ thick Krylon, it wouldn’t go back in. (Duh). So he then sanded the receiver until it fit, or stoned it, with, as we suspect, a random stone from the gravel road.

The Krylon alligator skin continues on the trigger guard and magazine, where it appears to have been applied over dirt and mung of all kinds, and probably some rust and/or pitting:

Bubbas SKS trigger guard

And on the barrel:

Bubbas SKS barrelAnd if we look at the other side of the barrel, we’ll see the ever popular improvised wire keeper on the spray-painted sling. At least the Krylon has been partially cleaned off the bayonet. Or, maybe, didn’t stick to its satin finish in the first ever-lovin’ place.

Bubbas SKS barrel leftSomewhere in China, a gun guy is shaking his head and saying, “For this, we went through the Cultural Revolution and the Great Leap Forward?”

But wait, we didn’t tell you the best part. Here it is, verbatim from the listing, emphasis ours:

You are currently looking at a Chinese SKS Type 56 serial # 10329. 20″ barrel with a post front sight & 1000 meter adjustable rear.
Wood stock & handguard have been hot glued to the metal. Handguard can be taken off & gas pistons work freely. The follower in the magazine keeps it from opening all the way
The trigger works correctly & bore is mirror bright with deep rifling. The entire rifle has been spray painted.

Hot glued to the metal. Or in Bubba’s shop, “custom bedded.” Lord love a duck.

Will need a little TLC and cleaning before firing

Gee. Ya think?

Now, it’s not our intention to bag on the dealer selling this firearm. After all, they took it in trade from someone, quite possibly the Bubba that did this number on it, and they’ve discounted it about $100 on what they could have charged for it, pre-Bubba.

Wait, just thinking that this was a trade, we shudder to think what his next project will be.

We are selling this rifle just the way we got it. Will make a fun winter project or shoot it just the way it is.

And they do have a point. This is a potential project gun for a patient non-Bubba. Most of what he has done this time is reversible. There are a few reasons not to take on that project:

  1. Even valuing your time at $0, it will cost more to restore than the delta between this gun and a good one.
  2. It’s going to be messy. All that toxic Krylon has to go somewhere.
  3. The same amount of effort can better be spent on a firearm that’s higher-quality and in higher demand to begin with.
  4. The resulting gun will never be original again.

…But there’s also the joy to be had in taking something Bubba the Gunsmite™ (sic) has applied his trademark smiting to, and repair the damage he has done.

We’re weighing a bid. If we do it’ll be a project in these pages. But we have a lot of SKSes already (all non import marked Chinese ones, actually). And oy, the mess….

 

 

10 thoughts on “Oh, no, Bubba got hold of the SKS!

  1. Stefan van der Borght

    Find the trailer of the miscreant that did this, pull pin, throw R. Lee Ermey in through the door, close firmly, and run fast and far. Be sure to wear hearing protection, and have an alibi.

  2. RobRoySimmons

    Is a warning about the firing pins of a SKS in order? Two people I know have had the ten rounds of excitement, one from rust, one from bent pin.

    1. LFMayor

      You mean the pin galled/stuck and then slam fired?
      I thought mine was a worn sear and I had the big nasty 20 round fixed box installed. Pretty fast cyclic on those old girls!

  3. Andrew

    That hurts my brain.
    Would cost too much in solvent to make it…well, just the action not ugly at least.

    My guess, Bubba pawned this off when he ran out of moonshine or meth and this…poor firearm…quit looking good to him standing in the corner.

  4. TRX

    Splice a couple of plastic “mud pans” from the plaster aisle at Lowes, order some sodium hydroxide from eBay, (Red Devil Lye, if your grocery store still stocks it) remove the sling, and dump the whole gun into a 20% lye solution. Let it sit overnight, then take it out and hose it off. The lye will bleach out the wood and remove any oil treatment it had; generally, it’ll turn wood “blonde”, but you can darken it later if needed. The paint and all oil will be dissolved by the lye.

    Hot melt glue doesn’t like extremes of temperature. If you have a chest or side-by-side freezer, pop the gun in, let it chill down, and then try prying the action from the wood. If that doesn’t work, try the hair dryer or heat gun.

  5. Expat

    I can think of lots of uses for it.
    1) Leave it propped in the outhouse at deer camp, just in case of skunks, porkies or the big one you always see with your pants down (deer that is.)
    2) Take it to said deer camp and say it’s the only thing you can afford since the divorce. Drink your buddies scotch since they feel sorry for you.
    3) Blame the buck fever miss on the gun. Who would argue?
    4) Through it into the trunk with a couple of mags in case of SHTF. Can’t hurt it anymore and you get street cred for the biggest ugly stick..
    5) Leave it in a cheap gun safe for the bugler to find. Don’t mention the paint job to the insurance Co.

    1. Bill K

      6) Turn it in to your favorite big city polizei gun drive for cash? Use cash to buy a better one?

  6. Bear does kata

    Picked up a mid 70s era model 94 that was in great shape except for the half assed krylon camo job that included the wood. After a test fire with some corelokts to make sure it was worth the effort I stripped the paint with gasoline and some elbow grease in less than an hour. Nice deer gun for $50 just like the one my uncle taught me to shoot with. Moral of the story is that sometimes bubba is doing you a favor.

  7. ensitue

    IMHO the only things wrong with this rifle are:
    #1 wrong color paint
    #2 wrong price

    I’d love to have this SKS to play with

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