When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have scissors… and hammers.

outlaw hammerCause there’s always got to be hammers, it seems. In any event, you can kind of sympathize with the murderer here, if her story is true.

A Chinese woman cut of her former boyfriend’s penis with a pair of scissors and then beat him to death with a hammer after he allegedly raped her and slapped their daughter.

Yeung Ki, 41, admitted to killing piano teacher Zhou Hui, 32, back in 2012. However, she claimed she is not guilty of murder during her trial.

A court heard that Zhou allegedly “beat her, pushed her to the floor, and slapped their daughter” before he “forcibly had sex with her, the South China Morning Post reports. The killing occurred later that night.

via Woman Gets Seriously Savage Revenge on the Man She Says Raped Her and Hit Their Daughter | TheBlaze.com.

So then she drugged him in his food, cut his Johnson off and flushed it down the toilet. And when the pain woke him, beat a tattoo on his skull with a hammer.

Looking back on it, she seems to have had second thoughts about the, er, “low circumcision.” Per the HuffPo:

“I cut it,” she told a social worker. “I think it was cruel.”

Ya think?

Schumer Hammer 2Funny how even in gun-restricted Communist China, full of law-abiding, Confucian-culture Chinese folks, there are still murders.

Makes you wonder whether the Mike Bloombergs, Mark Kellys, Chuck “the Hammer” Schumers, and other folks who would solve American crime problems by importing Red Chinese gun laws and police methods, are really on to something, or if they just keep hammering on a grave error.

3 thoughts on “When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have scissors… and hammers.

  1. Aesop

    I’m shocked! Shocked, I say, to learn that once again, a victim alleging rape and apparently unable to access the front door to leave or the telephone to call the po-po, somehow managed to find the willpower, wherewithal, and equipment to perform field surgery mayhem, followed by premeditated murder, and yet is subsequently confused that anyone else might take umbrage.

    1. Hognose Post author

      I heard the best part of that wound up on the cutting room floor.

      Thanks, I’ll be in the blog all week… try the veal.

      True fact: Ecuador is teeming with beautiful women, and every one of them brings up Lorena Bobbitt in her first conversation with any American potential suitor. Lorena is Ecuadoran (and her countrywomen lionize her). I dated less in Ecuador than I first thought I would….

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